{"id":58,"date":"2024-05-21T19:03:31","date_gmt":"2024-05-21T19:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/?page_id=58"},"modified":"2024-11-15T21:38:53","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T21:38:53","slug":"about-me","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/?page_id=58","title":{"rendered":"\u00dcber mich"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Wer ist Hansueli Bond &#8222;der uneheliche Halbbruder von James&#8220;?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eigentlich eine einfache Frage, trotzdem muss ich etwas ausholen&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Es war einmal vor laaanger Zeit, an einer Strandparty in Lanzarote: Ausgelassene Stimmung, tolle Leute, lustige Spr\u00fcche und die richtige Dosis Ron Miel&#8230; <br>Diese optimal auf einander abgestimmten Ingredienzien haben zu meinem K\u00fcnstlernamen Hansueli Bond gef\u00fchrt. Die ganze Geschichte gibt es im Kapitel &#8222;Hansueli Bond&#8220; in meiner Show zu h\u00f6ren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Auf meinem fortschreitenden Lebensweg habe ich erkannt, dass meine bis anhin als unn\u00fctz wahrgenommenen Talente einem breiten Publikum zug\u00e4nglich gemacht werden sollten, ein Geniestreich. Hochbegabt und talentiert in allen Lebenslagen und in den folgenden Spezialgebieten:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jede Bemerkung interpretiere ich als Steilpass worauf ein Witz folgt -&gt; Achtung, meist nicht salonf\u00e4hig \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Zielsicheres Aufsp\u00fcren von Fettn\u00e4pfen und immer mit beiden F\u00fcssen voran<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Die ersten zwei Talente f\u00fchren zum dritten, dem Fremdsch\u00e4men -&gt; mit mir als Begleitung kannst du sicher sein, dass Fremdsch\u00e4men eine neue Dimension erreicht. Ob du das nun m\u00f6chtest oder nicht, haha<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Gesamtsumme dessen ergeben viele lustige Geschichten und Anekdoten. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Technische Daten:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Geschlecht: M\u00e4nnlich<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Gr\u00f6sse: Genau richtig<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Gewicht: Schwankt ein wenig von Genau richtig bis optimal<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Alter: Immer im besten Alter<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Haarfarbe: Echt<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Fingern\u00e4gel: Echt<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hobbys: Viele, die meisten davon ben\u00f6tigen Benzin -&gt; sorry Greetel&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Zivilstand: Inhalt mehrerer Kapitel in meiner Show, mehr verrate ich nur auf der B\u00fchne<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/WhatsApp-Bild-2024-03-01-um-00.01.32_3e539caf-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/WhatsApp-Bild-2024-03-01-um-00.01.32_3e539caf-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/WhatsApp-Bild-2024-03-01-um-00.01.32_3e539caf-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/WhatsApp-Bild-2024-03-01-um-00.01.32_3e539caf-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/WhatsApp-Bild-2024-03-01-um-00.01.32_3e539caf-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/WhatsApp-Bild-2024-03-01-um-00.01.32_3e539caf-1.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-hansueli-bond wp-block-embed-hansueli-bond\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"aizt8oCqKW\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/?page_id=236\">Shooting mit meinem &#8222;ehelichen Halbbruder&#8220;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Shooting mit meinem &#8222;ehelichen Halbbruder&#8220;&#8220; &#8212; Hansueli Bond\" src=\"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/?page_id=236&#038;embed=true#?secret=R7jPVhqwtA#?secret=aizt8oCqKW\" data-secret=\"aizt8oCqKW\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Werner-Tanner-v3-724x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Werner-Tanner-v3-724x1024.png 724w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Werner-Tanner-v3-212x300.png 212w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Werner-Tanner-v3-768x1086.png 768w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Werner-Tanner-v3-1086x1536.png 1086w, https:\/\/hansuelibond.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Werner-Tanner-v3-1448x2048.png 1448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wer ist Hansueli Bond &#8222;der uneheliche Halbbruder von James&#8220;? 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